June 17, 2007

Background

I am a 26 year old single man in Chicago. I currently live by myself. I work downtown as a lawyer. I am tall, good looking, funny, smart, etc. Honestly, I am a catch. However, I am horrible at dating.

For nearly four years I was dating the girl I thought I would marry (hereinafter (told you I was a lawyer) called "LTR"). However, after one really unhappy summer, I broke up with her last fall. One month later, I tried to get her back... by proposing marriage. That debacle was about 3.5 months of pure hell for me. Eventually LTR broke my heart and I was forced to move on. Sadly, thoughts of her still affect me to this day.

More importantly, after being with LTR for so long, I have no clue how to date. Dating in your mid-20s is apparantly different then dating in college. I failed to recieve the memo. Therefore, I am writing this to help others. Or to at least give others some laughs.

Enjoy

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Just started reading all of this, pretty funny. but you dont seem like too much of an asshole :)

Anonymous said...

Great work.