June 30, 2007

Butt Plug

Last Monday, I went on a date with a random girl that I didn't know at all.

When we set up the date, she said she wanted to go to a specific bar because they had dollar drafts. That should have been a sign. I suggust getting dinner first and pick a small thai place near the bar.

When I show up at the restaurant, I discover that it is apparantly closed on Mondays. Thankfully this does not bother the girl. We merely just walk down the street to another Thai restaurant, as there is a Thai restaurant roughly every other building in Lakeview.

After we order, she launches into a long story about her roommate. Apparantly the roommate had spent the other night attempting to get guys' attention by loudly talking about all her sex toys, specifically her butt plug. My logic was, if that was annoying/strange to you then, how would the story not be the same to me?

That type of attitude was typical of the entire date. It was difficult to read her signals, as she seemed to mix them up with stories of other people.

I don't think there is a lot of potential here. She hasn't graduated college, despite being old enough to. She hasn't even picked out her major yet. Nor did she really strike me as that intelligent, which is a quality usually held by women who interest me. Also, I am not sure if she is physically attractive. She was definetly bigger then most of the girls I date, but I don't think she is fat in any way. Big boobs can be fun, right?

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