Weekend Away

I have returned to the City after a weekend out on the farm.

We celebrated my Dad's 60th birthday, I got to see my sisters and their kids, and we celebrated my birthday, or at least gave me gifts.

As imagined, not much related to stuff that goes here from a weekend with family. However, there is one story, while, it is actually hearsay. Honestly, it is double-hearsay, but I'm the only attorney here so it doesn't matter.

A family friend (or whatever you call your parents' friends) was shopping in one of the local grocery stores and overheard a women on her cell phone (yes, even in the country people are stupid and rude with cell phones). This is what he heard:
"I am going to set my daughter up with *theguy* because he is a doctor or a lawyer or something. I know he likes the smart girls."

This is strange for many reasons beyond the obvious. Here are some:
- The family friend knows the same people my family knows, but he did not know this women.
- His wife works at the schools, but he did not know this women.
- He has a daughter who was in the same grade as me, but he did not know this women.
- I haven't spent more then a couple months in my hometown since after freshmen year of college.
- I stopped going to school there after freshmen year of high school.
- Basically, anyone I know still in town, knows my family.

So as far as I can tell, some lady who I don't know has decided that I would be a good match for her daughter, despite not knowing me or even what I do for a living. Further, she has decided that I will find her daughter "smart", again, despite not knowing me and how I define "smart". Further, is her daughter hot?

I am really curious to see if I get any random contacts from a middle-aged lady from my hometown.