The Top 10 Questions I Do Not Want To Be Asked on a First Date:
(inspired by this.)
- Does this look contagious?
- You’re a lawyer? Really? You?
- Want to hear about my roommate’s baby Jesus buttplug? (actually asked)
- I am so glad I am waiting for marriage, aren’t you?
- Do you want to know my ring size?
- Do you know what a zj is? Five dollars.
- Did you just fart?
- When is this over?
- Do you know the requirements for a greencard?
1. Do you have any single friends?
Edit: attempted to fix formatting. Decided i didn't really care. I guess writing in word and edit/copying over to blogger doesn't work too well for lists. Live and learn.
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