I attempted to wingman for a female friend over halloween weekend.
However, I was very drunk at the time. So i just threw my plastic butcher knife at him repeatedly.
It did not work.
Sorry.
October 29, 2007
October 22, 2007
My Weekend
Friday: Went to get a beer with a friend. This resulted in doing shots at Roscoes. Found a straight girl. She refused to talk to me because i was also straight. Decided to go just continue flirting with the guy next to me and watch the lesbians.
Saturday: Went to the college football game. Lots of tailgating. Was introduced to friend's younger sister. Need to get friend's younger sister's phone number. And figure out when she graduates. Ended the night drinking in the bed of a pickup truck parked outside a townie bar.
Sunday: Watched the baseball game with the girl from hyde park. Was too tired even to try anything. Lost the bet when Boston won, now I owe her dinner.
Tonight: Staying in. Drinking juice to detox. Cleaning my apartment and doing laundry. Sadly, I am an adult now and can't pretend i am still in college or law school. Though, i wonder if i will change my mind about that the same way i realized that i could still pretend i was in college during law school.
Saturday: Went to the college football game. Lots of tailgating. Was introduced to friend's younger sister. Need to get friend's younger sister's phone number. And figure out when she graduates. Ended the night drinking in the bed of a pickup truck parked outside a townie bar.
Sunday: Watched the baseball game with the girl from hyde park. Was too tired even to try anything. Lost the bet when Boston won, now I owe her dinner.
Tonight: Staying in. Drinking juice to detox. Cleaning my apartment and doing laundry. Sadly, I am an adult now and can't pretend i am still in college or law school. Though, i wonder if i will change my mind about that the same way i realized that i could still pretend i was in college during law school.
October 15, 2007
8, 9, 10, 11?
This weekend, I had the girl that I've been seeing over for dinner.
I made a decent meal. She seemed to enjoy it and ate more of it then I did. So either it was good, or she is great at faking liking food. We then hanged out for a bit, watched some baseball, etc.
When it got a little late, I took her home. In the elevator down to the garage, I looked at her hand. I noticed a little bump. So I asked, "Do you have a blister?" She looked at me and replied, "No. That's a finger."
I could tell immediately that she was not joking. I panicked for a moment, as I first thought that meant she only had 4 fingers on that hand. As I had held her hand and whatnot before, I thought I would have picked up on that. She continued to tell me about her polydactylism. She was born with 11 fingers and 12 toes. Her parents had them removed when she was a couple days old. There is the little bump on her hand, and I have never seen her feet.
I was a little weirded out. Seriously, what the fuck?
I made a decent meal. She seemed to enjoy it and ate more of it then I did. So either it was good, or she is great at faking liking food. We then hanged out for a bit, watched some baseball, etc.
When it got a little late, I took her home. In the elevator down to the garage, I looked at her hand. I noticed a little bump. So I asked, "Do you have a blister?" She looked at me and replied, "No. That's a finger."
I could tell immediately that she was not joking. I panicked for a moment, as I first thought that meant she only had 4 fingers on that hand. As I had held her hand and whatnot before, I thought I would have picked up on that. She continued to tell me about her polydactylism. She was born with 11 fingers and 12 toes. Her parents had them removed when she was a couple days old. There is the little bump on her hand, and I have never seen her feet.
I was a little weirded out. Seriously, what the fuck?
October 1, 2007
Awkward Dinner Conversation
Saturday night I went out to dinner with a friend's group of friends. So of the 10 other people there, I had meet 3 before. The rest had all gone to college together. We ended up at a greek restaurant that was hosting some sort of party. Therefore, they stuck us in the back, outside. There was a nice view of the 7/11.
At some point, they decided that each person should tell the most embarrassing thing that had ever happened to them. It was somewhat strange, because for most of them, the embarrassment had occurred in front of most of the people there. However, the real problem occurred when it was my turn.
How do you say, "So I was dating this girl for years, broke up, decided that was wrong, proposed to her, had her fuck around with a random guy and her best friend's cousin while she "thought about it", attempted to date with the plan of getting married and had her quit on us after 3 weeks."
Even I can't pass that off as a joke yet. Instead, i just talked about losing my pants at my friends' wedding.
At some point, they decided that each person should tell the most embarrassing thing that had ever happened to them. It was somewhat strange, because for most of them, the embarrassment had occurred in front of most of the people there. However, the real problem occurred when it was my turn.
How do you say, "So I was dating this girl for years, broke up, decided that was wrong, proposed to her, had her fuck around with a random guy and her best friend's cousin while she "thought about it", attempted to date with the plan of getting married and had her quit on us after 3 weeks."
Even I can't pass that off as a joke yet. Instead, i just talked about losing my pants at my friends' wedding.
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