Saturday night I went out to dinner with a friend's group of friends. So of the 10 other people there, I had meet 3 before. The rest had all gone to college together. We ended up at a greek restaurant that was hosting some sort of party. Therefore, they stuck us in the back, outside. There was a nice view of the 7/11.
At some point, they decided that each person should tell the most embarrassing thing that had ever happened to them. It was somewhat strange, because for most of them, the embarrassment had occurred in front of most of the people there. However, the real problem occurred when it was my turn.
How do you say, "So I was dating this girl for years, broke up, decided that was wrong, proposed to her, had her fuck around with a random guy and her best friend's cousin while she "thought about it", attempted to date with the plan of getting married and had her quit on us after 3 weeks."
Even I can't pass that off as a joke yet. Instead, i just talked about losing my pants at my friends' wedding.
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