Cousin

My cousin announced her engagement awhile back. The plan was to have a small ceremony in the St. Louis area. However, over Christmas, she announced that they had actually eloped in September.

My sisters and I decided to get her a gift (even though my sisters were annoyed because apparently all the other cousins were lax on giving them gifts when they got married). I mentioned that I was the store earlier and did not see any elopement cards. My sister said she would just make one and asked if we had any ideas.

My entry:
"We were going to give you a real wedding card, but decided to do this half-assed thing instead."

I think I am going to win.