St. Patrick's Day WTF

My St. Patrick's Day

7 am - shower, first beer.
8 am to 3 pm - Irish bar with friends
4 pm - Thai dinner (i'm not sure how that is Irish)
5:30 - Go to other bar (now in lakeview) to meet other friends.
6:00 - Run into a girl i haven't seen in 8 years. Don't have anything to talk about.
7 - Start texting from cute girl I meet a couple weeks ago and have gone to dinner with.
8 - Leave bar to go to friends house.
8:30 - One of my friend's lesbian girlfriend demands that I do 3 shots with her. This puts her out for the night.
9:00 - Start to play strip trivia pursuit with a girl I barely knew while her boyfriend was on a beer run.
10 - Realize I don't want to be playing strip trivia pursuit with a gay guy, a lesbian, and a couple that I don't really know. Decide to go to Cute Girl's apartment.
10:30 - Arrive with pizza.
10:35 - Abandon pizza, start making out.
12:00 - Cute Girl gets up, announces she is going to bed and starts walking to her room. I follow and ask her about the lights. She says she will get them later. I leave the apartment and go home. What the hell was I thinking!!?!?!

The next day I got the "don't call me" text. I guess not taking that hint eliminates her. Too bad, I kind of liked her. I can't believe i got cut off for not having sex.

Doing Laundry

I was doing laundry tonight. I was going to describe something I noticed on Friday night, but instead I will relate a text:

Old College Roommate: Would u go on a blind date with an attractive 22 year old personnal trainer who is friends with one of my coworkers?

Ignoring the fact that he wrote out "attractive" and misspelled "personnal", what else could I say?

So I asked male or female.

Now some personal trainer has my email. Which makes me feel out of shape.

Who Needs Words?

While out with some friends on Friday night, I started talking to a girl. I hadn't realized it, but lately, beer makes me lose all track of time. So I may have talked to her for far too long. Regardless, when it was time for her to leave, I got her number. I called her up to ask her to dinner, but had to leave a message. She called me back, and had to leave a message. I called her back, and had to leave a message. As far as I can tell, we've agreed to have dinner tonight without actually talking to each other. Communication is over-rated.